The Yukon Song

Sing this song and let's get the journey started...

THE YUKON SONG

My tiger friend has got the sled,
And i have packed a snack.
We're all set for the trip ahead.
We never coming back!

We're abandoning this life we've led!
So long, Mom and Dad!
We're sick of doing what you've said,
And now it's going to stop!

We're going where it snows all year
Where life can have real meaning
A place where we won't to hear,
"Your room could stand some cleaning."

The yukon is the place for us!
That's where we want to live.
Up there we'll get to yell and cuss,
And act real primitive.

We'll never have to go to school,
Forced into submission,
By monstrous-crabby-teacher..
Who'll make us learn addition.

We'll never have to clean a plate,
Of veggie glops and goos.
Messily we'll masticate,
Using any fork we choose!

The timber wolves will be our friends.
We'll stay up late and howl,
At the moon, till nightime ends,
Before going to the prowls.

Oh, whatta life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we'll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that's grand!

No more of parental rules!
We're heading for some snow!
Good riddance of those grown-up ghouls!
We're leaving! YUKON-HO!!